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Gotham City Rooftops RPG


(I'm not changing the colors on this..the text is in it's original form, 'cept for my censors.)  


Gotham Rooftops RPG (Log #1) - Participants = Chris


*** You are in "Arts and Entertainment - Gotham Rooftops RPG". ***


NetMaster7: hi hi hi!
NetMaster7:
no one's talking.
BatmanBeyond:
::moves head alittle towards her and his pager goes off:: >.O
NetMaster7: oh cool, one of those rpg things.
NetMaster7:
what are we doing?
NetMaster7:
gotham? is this batman?
NetMaster7:
i like batman.
NetMaster7:
i hate robin though.
NetMaster7:
can i be robin?
BatmanBeyond:
::stands rambling through stuff for his pager;:........O,o
WndrGirlYJ: ...::leans back, leaning back against the couch, the moment, totally ruiend::
BatmanBeyond: (..........)
WndrGirlYJ: (ort just one leaning back..)
NetMaster7: ::defeats the joker, saves the day.::
NetMaster7:
yes!
WndrGirlYJ:
(Or or whichever you prefer\)
NetMaster7: do i win?
BatmanBeyond:
::finds his pager,and looks at the number::....O,o
WndrGirlYJ: (..im just gunna stop..))
OnlineHost: UnclePitty has left the room.
NetMaster7: ::the number says "robin"::
WndrGirlYJ:
::feels like killing whoever chose to page him at that exact same moment::
NetMaster7: i called you!
NetMaster7:
oh, oops..
NetMaster7:
nevermind
NetMaster7:
it was that other person.
NetMaster7:
can we fight the penguin now?
BatmanBeyond:
:blinks:....That's not Zeke's number..::reading the name...::
WndrGirlYJ: ::glares daggers at Gorge Clooney's close up as if it were him who paged::
NetMaster7: hey, shouldn't we be fighting the penguin?
NetMaster7:
i mean, he's bad.
OnlineHost:
KIDMANNO1 has entered the room.
NetMaster7: reeeeaaalll bad.
BatmanBeyond:
:;places the pager back on the counter::...You hungry?
NetMaster7: who cares? the penguin is going to take over the city!
NetMaster7: there's no time for food!
WndrGirlYJ:
..kinda..::looks back over at him::
WndrGirlYJ: ::eyes all soft and innocent now::
KIDMANNO1: ::walks in slowly black trench coat draping around him::
NetMaster7: i'm thinking if we stop to eat, the penguin will blow up gotham city.
NetMaster7:
and we can't let that happen, can we?
BatmanBeyond:
::jumps over the kitchen counter and ramblies through the kitchen::...What you want?
KIDMANNO1: ::walks to roof top::
NetMaster7: huh? is robin invisible in this episode? how come no one's talking to me?
KIDMANNO1:
::Crouches on corner::
WndrGirlYJ: *you* uhh...nothing (btw, in the little *'s is her thoughts..)
NetMaster7: um...really now, do i have to fight the penguin by myself?
BatmanBeyond:
..::blinks::.......Sue?
NetMaster7: i mean, i guess i can do it, but it won't be as fun..
BatmanBeyond:
*Sure
NetMaster7: yeah?
NetMaster7:
oh wait
NetMaster7:
heh heh, i'm robin.
WndrGirlYJ:
oh..uhh..
WndrGirlYJ: what do you have..
KIDMANNO1: ::looks at net::
NetMaster7: my name is robin, fool.
BatmanBeyond:
Whatever.....
KIDMANNO1: ::looks at robin::
NetMaster7: you don't understand, apparently. in two hours the penguin's death ray will be ready!
NetMaster7:
it's aimed at gotham!
NetMaster7:
don't you see?
NetMaster7:
the commissioner's been kidnapped!
KIDMANNO1:
Let's go stop him them
NetMaster7: alright!
NetMaster7:
::gets in robinmobile::
NetMaster7:
hop in!
KIDMANNO1:
::walks out side:::
KIDMANNO1:
:::hops in::
NetMaster7: ::drives to penguin's hideout::
KIDMANNO1:
::hops out::
NetMaster7: ::Thwarts penguins evil scheme. the plot is foiled. the day is saveD::
KIDMANNO1:
::looks around::
NetMaster7: thanks to robin.
NetMaster7:
did i win?
NetMaster7:
i beat the penguin
KIDMANNO1:
::laughs a little::
BatmanBeyond: ::rambles on:: We got leftover chinese food, and pizza....ice cream....
NetMaster7: hey batman and sue!
WndrGirlYJ:
..ice cream is fine..
NetMaster7: wanna help celebrate?
NetMaster7:
i beat penguin!
NetMaster7:
i mean, you didn't help, but still, you're good people and all.
NetMaster7:
we have lots of ice cream at my party.
NetMaster7:
please? it's getting boring, and you're the life of the party!
KIDMANNO1:
::Climbs onto Penguins hideout::
NetMaster7: i blew it up.
NetMaster7:
that's impossible.
KIDMANNO1:
::wind blows in his face::
NetMaster7: besides, aren't you coming to my party?
NetMaster7:
for beating the penguin?
WndrGirlYJ:
what kind of ice cream is it?
NetMaster7: we've only got 5 minutes until that guy who lives in the sewer thinks up a scheme.
OnlineHost:
BatmanBeyond has left the room.
NetMaster7: every flavor.
KIDMANNO1:
::His body turns to sand and blows away::
OnlineHost: KIDMANNO1 has left the room.
WndrGirlYJ: (logged..again)
NetMaster7: huh?
NetMaster7:
since i'm bruce wayne, i got baskin robbins
NetMaster7:
by the way, bruce wayne is robin now.
NetMaster7:
he got sick of being batman.
NetMaster7:
coming to the party?
NetMaster7:
it'll be cool.
WndrGirlYJ:
(..don't talk to me..)
NetMaster7: only three minutes left till the evil plot happens.
NetMaster7:
why not?
NetMaster7:
you're the only one here!
NetMaster7:
i could talk to the penguin, but i already defeated him.
NetMaster7:
he's in gotham asylum.
NetMaster7:
where they all go.
WndrGirlYJ:
(..don't talk to me..)
NetMaster7: i must continue until you tell me why, though.
NetMaster7: hey wonder girl, that evil sewer guy is almost ready..
NetMaster7:
the commissioner said he's unleashing rats all over the city.
NetMaster7:
and only robin and sue can stop him!
WndrGirlYJ:
(who's sue..)
NetMaster7: i don't know. that other guy said sue, so i figured that might be your name.
OnlineHost:
BatmanBeyond has entered the room.
NetMaster7: are you poision ivy?
NetMaster7:
or catwoman?
NetMaster7:
hey, batty's back.
WndrGirlYJ:
(save me..)
NetMaster7: Just in time too, we have to stop the sewer man!
NetMaster7:
save you? you're a super hero too though, aren't you?
NetMaster7:
we all have to go defeat the super villains!
NetMaster7:
come on!
WndrGirlYJ: (::hides behind "batty" and whimpers::)
BatmanBeyond: (Net,before you come into an RPG you must first understand basic rules..)
BatmanBeyond: (#1. You must have a defenied character...)
NetMaster7: I do.
NetMaster7:
Robin.
NetMaster7:
Also known as bruce wayne.
BatmanBeyond:
(#2. Find out if the room rolls dice and what they are..)
BatmanBeyond: (..........)
NetMaster7: see, there are no boundaries when you're fighting crime.
NetMaster7:
don't worry newbie, you'll get the hang of it eventually.
BatmanBeyond:
(Yes there is, it's called: "Rules")
NetMaster7: i know it's tough, but so are the villains we're fighting.
NetMaster7:
lol, you don't get it, do you?
WndrGirlYJ:
(see what he put me thru..i'll never be the same..)
BatmanBeyond: (....>le click<.....)
NetMaster7: oh..i thought we were all friends..
NetMaster7:
should i leave?
NetMaster7:
i can take a hint.
WndrGirlYJ:
(yes)
NetMaster7: oh ok, i'll be back later though.
NetMaster7:
ok sue, bye!
NetMaster7:
and batty.
WndrGirlYJ:
(YOU ANNOY!!)
NetMaster7: don't worry, you'll get the hang of it eventually.

 After schooling those ignorant RPG newbies, I left. I have not seen them since.    


Oldies 101 - Log #2 - Participant - Chris (solo mission, baby)


*** You are in "Arts and Entertainment - Freakin Oldies". ***

Dac12345:
hi Net  
IANNOTE:
hi Net
NetMaster7:
Hey.     
NetMaster7:
Um...can we talk about oldies?
Dac12345: we are Net
IANNOTE: I'm Rock's Oldest daughter
NetMaster7:
my favorite oldies band is n 'sync.
Dac12345:
i see.....
IANNOTE:
lol
Sheehy777:
holy smokes!
NetMaster7: what?
Dac12345: {S whatabout
NetMaster7:
do you guys like n 'sync?
Sentry2741:
heart
IANNOTE: BSB
Sentry2741:
I do, Net
NetMaster7: ack, that 98 degrees is horrible though!
Sentry2741:
AND bsb
NetMaster7: yeah, but for oldies bands, they're great.
IANNOTE:
I like I Do
NetMaster7:
not like those newfangled beatles.
Dac12345:
lol
Dac12345:
{S karma
NetMaster7:
what?
IANNOTE:
lol
NetMaster7:
karma? is that like that boy george song?
IANNOTE:
"Landslide"
NetMaster7:
she's strange.
Dac12345:
how is ole George doing? haven't heard anything for awhile
Dac12345:
fleetwood mac
NetMaster7:
old george is most likely doing very strange.
IANNOTE:
Wtg Dac
Dac12345:
ty ian
IANNOTE:
yw
Dac12345:
{S landslde
NetMaster7:
why are you saying random songs and matching them with bands?
Dac12345:
yep
NetMaster7:
that doesn't sound like fun to me.
IANNOTE:
for old times sake Dac...
Dac12345:
well it IS bucko
NetMaster7:
you lie!
IANNOTE:
{S beds
Dac12345:
awww :)
Sheehy777:
bucko... lol
NetMaster7: it would be more fun if it were a different game, like hockey.
Sheehy777:
{S horsehockey
Dac12345: lol
NetMaster7:
one time they had an oldies festival at the hockey game, and ricky martin was there.
NetMaster7:
he played along with the other latin superstars.
IANNOTE:
That's not oldies
NetMaster7:
lol
NetMaster7:
you apparently don't know anything.
Dac12345: {S nobody
IANNOTE:
what?
Sheehy777:
oh oh
NetMaster7: of course it's oldies!
Clapwolfmn:
i don't know anything .do i win anyway ???
NetMaster7:
what else could it be?
Dac12345:
be nice to Ian or you will be sorry
Clapwolfmn:
what do i win??
Dac12345: {{{SBR}}}}
Clapwolfmn:
when will i win again
Sheehy777:
claps wins a rabbit fur hockey mask
IANNOTE: I started it I'm sorry
Dac12345:
{S wolfhowl
NetMaster7:
i think i'm confused..
Clapwolfmn:
ty sheehy
Sheehy777:
lol
NetMaster7:
help me get it straight
NetMaster7:
how's the game played again?
Dac12345:
"poor little woman never bargained for you...lotsa people talkin few of them know.."
NetMaster7:
the one that's not hockey?
Dac12345:
"the soul of a woman was created below"
Clapwolfmn:
first you punch you in the head netmaster
IANNOTE:
?????
Sheehy777:
led zeppelin
Dac12345: wTG Shee
Sheehy777:
ty
Dac12345: {S dazed
NetMaster7:
punch me in the head? huh?
NetMaster7:
what are you talking about?
NetMaster7:
that's not oldies.
IANNOTE:
Nevermind
NetMaster7:
this is an oldies room!
NetMaster7:
geez man..
IANNOTE:
Yes
IANNOTE:
very good
Sheehy777:
the freakin aspect supercedes the oldies aspect, net
Clapwolfmn: if you punch your self in the head enouf it will get old netmaster.
Dac12345:
{S headgames
NetMaster7:
yeah, that's why we talked about boy george, shee.
NetMaster7:
i don't want to punch myself in the head, crazy person.
Sheehy777:
awww... i missed it
NetMaster7: i just want to talk about oldies.
NetMaster7:
that's it.
Clapwolfmn:
.
Dac12345:
{S housblue
NetMaster7:
and apparently no one else does.
NetMaster7:

Dac12345:
"Hair of the Dog"
Sheehy777: i shall return...
OnlineHost: Sheehy777 has left the room.
Dac12345: {{{{{Sheex5}}}}}
IANNOTE:
aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww
IANNOTE:
{{{{{ shee}}}}}}}}}}}
Clapwolfmn:
nazerath
Dac12345:
wTG Clap
Clapwolfmn:
ty
NetMaster7:
i don't think i can stay in a place like this...
Clapwolfmn:
had to think about it
NetMaster7:
farewell, friends.
Dac12345:
bye Net
Clapwolfmn:
farerwell


PAKOMAN CONQUERS 

     You should consider yourself very lucky to be reading this. I’ll need to set this up, I guess. You see, I got bored, so myself, Rikimaru the mail carrier, and our three friends Tyler, Todd and Vivek decided to ambush an unsuspecting AOL pokemon chat room. The screen names are as follows: 

  Chris: Netmaster7

  Rikimaru of Death: rmcm2424

  Todd: Swish12345

  Vivek: Beastwrath (Vivek doesn’t really say anything..but he was there, so he gets his name on here.)

  Tyler: Voodiva

    What I’ve done is taken the full log, a whopping 40 pages or so..well, maybe not that long..and condensed it, cutting out the boring an/or obscene parts. Yeah, people cussed at us a lot..not our fault. I think I might have missed a few times when censoring, so don't get mad. Also, I didn’t get it all saved, so…well, tough luck. Here’s the good stuff (well, some of it.):

 

*** You are in "Arts and Entertainment - Pokemon Forest". ***
Twonky123: thanx  

NetMaster7: PAKOMAN RULES.
MousyBear: hi netmaster7
NetMaster7: HEY. DO YOU LIKE PAKOMAN?
Rmcm2424:
Pakoman!!!
NetMaster7: I LIKE PAKOMAN.
MousyBear:
yep
Steler143: ::flareon walks in:: hi matthew
Rmcm2424:
i love pakoman!
NetMaster7: ALMOST AS MUCH AS MELBA TOAST.
NetMaster7: OR CHEESE PIES FOR INSTANCE.
MousyBear: and it's spelled as pokemon
NetMaster7: IN FACT, PAKOMAN IS MY FAVORITE GAME.
Zell186:
Weezing
NetMaster7: LOL!
MousyBear:
same here
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN IS DIFFERENT FROM POKEMON.
Rmcm2424:
no it's pakoman
Jcbad8390:
::walks in slowly::
Rmcm2424: duh you fool bear man
MousyBear:
u sure?
Rmcm2424: yes
NetMaster7:
POKEMON IS A SPIN OFF OF PAKOMAN.
Rmcm2424: pakoman is so much cooler
NetMaster7: IN PAKOMAN YOU FEED YOUR PAKOMEN CHEESE PIES AND MELBA TOAST.
DUDES93775:
hello
Steler143: lol
NetMaster7:
AND THE CARTOON IS ABOUT ASH CATCHEM.
Jcbad8390:
hey wycanti
Rmcm2424: those dumb japs stole the american version
NetMaster7:
YEAH.
NetMaster7: THEY'RE NOT DUMB THOUGH
Rmcm2424:
you know what japs call americans?
NetMaster7:
I LIKE PAKOMAN.
Rmcm2424: MASSA
MousyBear:
i'm looking at my pokemon cards and they spell it pokemon
Rmcm2424: i love pakoman
Eevee14746: Meaning???...
Rmcm2424: yeah well i just told you pakoman is different
Roktot: i have over 200 pkm cards
DUDES93775: Poke cards [STINK]....GB game rules
Brytors:
hello
Brytors:
pkemon
Woohoo3644:
is any one in here playing
Eevee14746:
Massa
Eevee14746: ???
MousyBear: blah...blah...blah
NetMaster7:7: PAKOMAN IS SO COOL.
Rmcm2424:
no BG rules
Brytors:
i have a lot s of card
Nick168198:
I think Pokemon cards r better than the gameboy =)
NetMaster7:
PAKOMAN IS THE BOMB.
PhleaHeadd:
kangaskahn magmar articuno and moltres were part of a mass suicide after joining a cult
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN SAVED MY LIFE ONCE!
MousyBear: uh-huh
Jcbad8390: it is POKEMON
NetMaster7: YOU SEE, I HAD THE PAKOMAN CARTRIDGE IN MY POCKET.
NetMaster7:
AND I WAS SHOT.
NetMaster7:
AND PAKOMAN BLOCKED IT.
Nick168198:
Pokemon arent real ya know
Rmcm2424: i have pakoman snap for PC i programmed it myself. you feed the pakoman muenster cheese,
NetMaster7:
PAKOMEN ARE THOUGH.
Rmcm2424: beef jerky, and melba toast

 Note: So far, 8 people have left the room. I haven’t included when people enter or leave the room.


Eevee14746: I'm a Pokemon
MousyBear: no duh, airhead
Steler143: stop it with the melba toast already
Nick168198:
Uhhhh its Pokemon
Rmcm2424:
melba toast is awesome
NetMaster7:
PAKOMAN IS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
Nick168198:
Pokemon
Rmcm2424:
no i am cooler
NetMaster7:
MELBA TOAST IS REALLY ONLY AWESOME BECAUSE PAKOMEN LIKE IT THOUGH.
NetMaster7:
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
Steler143:
ok
NetMaster7:
PAKOMAN HAS PULLED ME THROUGH SOME REALLY TOUGH TIMES.
MousyBear: wich pokemon does every1 like?
Rmcm2424: yeah i know. pakomen is make everything cooler
Nick168198:
Net its POKEMON
Jcbad8390:
eevee do u play pokemon pt
Steler143: do they eats eskimo pie
NetMaster7:
IN MY HOUR OF NEED, PAKOMEN HELPED ME.
NetMaster7:
NO, IT'S PAKOMEN.
Nick168198:
POKEMON
Eevee14746:
???
Nick168198: learsn to read
Nick168198: ;)
Nick168198:
tip
Rmcm2424:
No pakoman is something different you idiots you like japanese stuff
NetMaster7:
I DID READ.
Nick168198:
learn*
NetMaster7:
I READ THE PAKOMAN MANUAL.
Voodiva:
PAKOMAN IS THE BEST
Rmcm2424: learsn to type you idiot
Steler143:
theres anothe one called pakoman
NetMaster7:
TWICE, EVEN
Nick168198:
Get Hooks on Phonixs
Rmcm2424: pakoman is the best
Nick168198: Its reads Pokemon
Rmcm2424:
you are japanese
Steler143:
its hooked on phonix
Jcbad8390:
lol
Nick168198: Pm u learn to type
Rmcm2424:
get hooks on foenix
Steler143:
whatever
Jcbad8390:
lol
MousyBear: it's really phonics
NetMaster7: I'M HOOKED ON PAKOMAN.
Voodiva:
PAKOMAN IS DEFINITLY THE BEST
Rmcm2424:
wan hon woe says- Pakoman rules
Nick168198: =(
Nick168198:
=|
NetMaster7:
WAN HON WOE SAYS THAT?!
Voodiva:
HUKEON PAKOMAN WURKED 4 ME
NetMaster7:
GOLLY GEE, IT MUST BE TRUE.
Steler143:
do pakoman eat eskimo pie
Nick168198:
::surrounded by stupid people who can't read right,neither type::
NetMaster7:
ESKIMO PIES ARE GOOD FOR PAKOMEN.
Boyviper10:
::male eevee walks in::
MousyBear:
i heard some people at my school saying that pokemon are four losers
Steler143: they rule
NetMaster7:
YEAH, THEY MIGHT BE RIGHT.
Voodiva:
PAKOMAN IS NO LOSER
NetMaster7:
BUT PAKOMAN..THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY.
Nick168198:
Pakoman sucks,Pokemon Rules
Voodiva:
BUT POKEMON IS
Rmcm2424:
they are for losers pakoman is for winners
NetMaster7:
LOL
Jcbad8390:
::beats netmaster over the head::
Voodiva: WHATEVER NICK
NetMaster7:
YOU'RE SO MIXED UP.
NetMaster7:
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.
Nick168198:
I know=)
MousyBear: after they said that I nearly killed them
XDrAg0NltE: NetMaster7 its pokemon
Nick168198: Netmaster need Hooked on Phoniexs
Voodiva:
NO, NETMASTER IS PAKOMAN
Rmcm2424:
:: Tenchu Master Rikimaru comes for you. You die.::
Rmcm2424:
duh it's pakoman
Voodiva:
I LOVE PAKOMAN
MousyBear:
netmaster7 is such an airhead!Don't u agree?
Nick168198: I LOVE POKEMON BETTER THOUGH
Steler143:
PAKOMAN PAKOMAN
NetMaster7:
PAKOMAN IS SO COOL IT MAKES ME FEEL WARM INSIDE.
Voodiva:
I LOVE PAKOMAN THE BEST
NetMaster7:
PAKOMAN ASLO HELPED ME CHOOSE MY PROFESSION AND WIFE.

 

  Note: 12 people have left.

 


Jcbad8390:
if u agree that netmaster is an airhead type 321
Voodiva: ME TOO!
Nick168198:
321
Rmcm2424:
i love this cool type
Jcbad8390:
321
Jcbad8390: 321
Nick168198: 321
Jcbad8390:
321
Voodiva: 123
Jcbad8390:
32132
Jcbad8390: 1
Jcbad8390: 321
Rmcm2424: pakoman
Nick168198:
321
Jcbad8390:
321
Voodiva: 123
Nick168198:
Pokemon
Voodiva:
123
Voodiva:
123
Eevee14746:
3213
Jcbad8390: 321
Jcbad8390: 32132
Jcbad8390: 132
NetMaster7:
Jcbad8390:
1
Rmcm2424: pakoman
Steler143:
it makes me feel hungry for eskimo pie
Nick168198:
Chat reads Pokemon
MousyBear:
don't get soft on me netmaster7.(gag gag!)
Nick168198: 312
Jcbad8390:
321
NetMaster7: LISTEN JCBAD
Voodiva:
WHAT?
Jcbad8390:
321
Nick168198: 321
Rmcm2424:
melba toast
Jcbad8390:
32132
Dl2AG0N Z: any1 have a badge
NetMaster7:
312 IS NOT THE SAME AS 321
Jcbad8390:
321
Rmcm2424: no duh
NetMaster7:
NOR IS 32132
XDrAg0NltE: this is a pokemon chat room so if you are going to talk about pakoman go somewhere els
Jcbad8390:
i have a badge
NetMaster7: SO GET IT STRAIGHT, OK
Voodiva:
NOR IS 123
Voodiva:
123
Rmcm2424:
cool font?
EmpireArmy:
hey room
Voodiva: 123
Voodiva:
123
NetMaster7:
THIS IS A PAKOMAN CHAT ROOM!
Dl2AG0N Z:
wanna battle
NetMaster7:
I DO.
Steler143:
hi
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN SHALL RULE OVER ALL.
Dl2AG0N Z:
do u have a badge
Rmcm2424:
:: Tenchu is coming for you::
NetMaster7:
YEAH.
Nick168198:
Pakoman people go to private chat,Pakoman loser,ebveryone else stays
Voodiva:
HEY DAN, DO YOU LIKE PAKOMAN?
MousyBear:
netmaster learn to read the CORECTT way
NetMaster7: THE PAKOMAN BADGE,
Nick168198:
everyone*
Rmcm2424: pakoman
EmpireArmy:
yea
Nick168198: Pokemon
Voodiva:
YOU DO?
Rmcm2424:
ssssss
EmpireArmy:
yes
Someone:
PAKOMAN PEOPLE GET OUT OF THIS ROOM NOW
Voodiva:
dAN, HOW CAN YOU LIKE PAKOMAN IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS?
Nick168198:
IT SAYS POKEMON FOREST
EmpireArmy: PAKOMAN FANS LEAVE NOW!!!
Nick168198: NOT PAKOMAN FOREST
NetMaster7:
BUT THIS IS A PAKOMAN CHAT!
EmpireArmy: easy
Rmcm2424: Pakoman
Voodiva:
NO
MousyBear:
it's spelled pokemon, netmaster
EmpireArmy: i thiyght you said pokemon
Rmcm2424:
pakoman
Steler143:
then we'll make a pakoman forest
EeveeWorld: I LOVE GROWLITHE
Nick168198:
its a POKEMON chat look at the title
Voodiva:
WELL I DIDN'T, I SAID PAKOMAN
Rmcm2424:
PAKOMAN
NetMaster7:
MAYBE SOMEONE MISPELLED PAKOMAN, POKEMON.
NetMaster7:
MAKES SENSE TO ME.
EmpireArmy:
i cant see that pink lettering very well
Rmcm2424:
PAKOMAN
Rmcm2424:
PAKOMAN
Rmcm2424:
PAKOMAN
Nick168198:
I made this chat
Nick168198:
j/k
Voodiva:
YES, IT IS THE ORIGINAL PAKOMAN
NetMaster7:
ALL I KNOW IS THAT PAKOMAN IS SO COOL.
MousyBear:
somewere else, you meab
Nick168198: Anyone here made this chat?
Rmcm2424:
because you [STINK]
Zarel1: Go to Http://Toad.8m.Com to download Toad now! Pika55369: PRESS 121 IF YOUR 10,9,OR 8
NetMaster7: YOU DIDN'T MAKE THIS CHAT, I WAS HERE LAST NIGHT TOO.
Rmcm2424: NO
Pika55369: 121
Pika55369: 10

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Nick168198: Well its POKEMON
Nick168198: NOT PAKOMAN
Voodiva: 1098 IAM 121
XDrAg0NltE: im going to report the pakoman fans if they dont get out
Nick168198: READ
TRY316: 121`
Rmcm2424: and you said pakoman
Nick168198: U PERSON
Nick168198: NET
NetMaster7: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
Rmcm2424: u person
Zarel1: ^_ Wbb
NetMaster7: HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE IT'S PAKOMAN?
EeveeWorld: WHAT THE HELL IS PAKOMAN?
Nick168198: CAUSE I KNOW
NetMaster7: I MEAN POKEMON.
NetMaster7: HEHEHE.
Rmcm2424: u perSon
Zarel1: hi all
Voodiva: PAKOMAN IS COOL
Nick168198: ITS NOT POKOMAN
NetMaster7: YOU SEE, IT'S REALLY PAKOMAN.
Nick168198: PAKOMAN*
NetMaster7: YOU'RE RIGHT NICK, IT'S NOT POKOMAN.
Rmcm2424: rrrrrrrrrrrTENCHU COMES AND KILLS YOU
MousyBear: ver funny nemaster (not0
NetMaster7: RATHER, IT'S PAKOMAN.
EmpireArmy: ::grows wings and a tail::
TRY316: POK`EMON IS JAPPANNESSE FOR POKET MONSTERS
Nick168198: ::grabs a blade::
MousyBear: not)*
Nick168198: ::stabs net to death::
EeveeWorld: {CENSORED}
EmpireArmy: ::takes out a plugged in microphone::
Rmcm2424: ok maybe this is better
MousyBear: no duh
Voodiva: PAKOMAN IS NOT A MONSTER
Pika55369: NO ITS NOT [FEMALE DOG]
Nick168198: ::throws his body to the dumpters::
Rmcm2424: pakoman is just plain awesome
Nick168198: there
MousyBear: yes it is
Pika55369: SORRY

 

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...... it continues...practically forever..



EmpireArmy: were tired of you woosers hangin on our turf
Voodiva: ME
PIKAMATM: I AM A HUGE POKEMON
Voodiva: TOO
PIKAMATM: FAN
Voodiva: I AM A HUGE PAKOMAN FAN
RiEcHu08: hey dont let me get serious
Rmcm2424: you act like a little japanese kid who like POKEMON not like an american who likes pakoman
NetMaster7: YEAH THESE TOUGH POKEMON PLAYERS ARE SAYING WE'RE ON THEIR TURF.
Flareon106: ::make flareon mad know::
RiEcHu08: i can argue alot
EeveeWorld: WELL POKEMON CANNOT COMPARE TO PAKOMAN

 

Note: Eeveeworld has converted. There is much rejoicing.


NetMaster7: WELL WE JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT A GAME.
NetMaster7: A GREAT GAME.
NetMaster7: A GAME..
NetMaster7: CALLED PAKOMAN.
Voodiva: CALLED PAKOMAN
Rmcm2424: called Pakoman
NetMaster7: THAT'S RIGHT.
NetMaster7: SEE?
Voodiva: YEP
Rmcm2424: THE BEST EVER
NetMaster7: WE'RE UNITED IN THE CAUSE.
EmpireArmy: pakoman is an insult to all pokemon
RiEcHu08: shad up pakoman
PIKAMATM: WHAT THE HECK IS PAKOMAN ANY WAYS
Voodiva: IT IS THE BEST
Flareon106: ::you die::
EeveeWorld: {CENSORED}
Voodiva: HOW DO YOU SHAD UP?
Rmcm2424: POKEMON IS AN INSULT TO ALL OF JAPAN
EmpireArmy: we dont want those lame excuses around
Flareon106: ::is very pissed::
RiEcHu08: maybe its a shorter way of saying shut up bitch
PIKAMATM: WHY IS POKEMON AN INSULT
Rmcm2424: PAKOMAN ARE NOT LIKE THAT
Wizard4557: hi
Voodiva: WHOSE A [DOG]?
EmpireArmy: NOW IM SOOOOO PISSED
Voodiva: YOU?
RiEcHu08: uh u
RiEcHu08: ahaha
Rmcm2424: BECAUSE IT IS NOT NEAR AS GOOD AS PAKOMAN
NetMaster7: YEAH, OF COURSE.
EmpireArmy: eevee, yopu biznitch, yuor goin down
NetMaster7: THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING.
PIKAMATM: WHAT THE HECK IS PAKOMAN
Flareon106: shutup
Voodiva: UH PAKOMAN WILL WHIP YOU @@@@@ ****
EmpireArmy: ::gets out an axe::
RiEcHu08: naw
RiEcHu08: pakoman suck
EeveeWorld: {CENSORED, YET AGAIN. THIS GIRL HAS A DIRTY MOUTH}
NetMaster7: EMPIRE ARMY PROVES ONCE AGAIN THAT HE HASN'T BLOCKED ANYONE.
Flareon106: ::is ready to attack::
Rmcm2424: AND PAKOMAN GETS OUT HIS TENCHU BUDDIES!
Voodiva: PAKOMAN ONLY SUCKS YOURS
EmpireArmy: ::slices eevee in half with it::
PIKAMATM: WHAT IS PAKOMAN
RiEcHu08: pakoman [stinks] really bad
Voodiva: PAKOMAN IS THE GAME OF ALL GAMES
Rmcm2424: THEY KILL YOU ALL FROM THE SHADOWS BEFORE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
RiEcHu08: no wonder nobody buys it
Poke4562: PAKOMAN IS DA BOMB
Sprstunner: dang this chat [stinks]!!!
PIKAMATM: IF IT IS SO GOOD WHY WILL NO ONE TELL ME
NetMaster7: THAT'S RIGHT!
EmpireArmy: pakoman [stinks] sooooooooooooooooo badly
EmpireArmy: i know, stunner
Rmcm2424: AND THEN YOU ALL EAT POISON RICE BECAUSE YOU ARE JAPANESE
EeveeWorld: {As usual, censored.}
RiEcHu08: ill be back yall
EmpireArmy: its cuz of these pako-weirdos
Rmcm2424: EEVEE YOU ARE A [censored]!!!
Sprstunner: eevee shut up
Sprstunner: ur sick
Voodiva: PAKOMAN DOESN'T LIKE THIS KIND OF TALK
OnlineHost: RiEcHu08 has left the room.
Rmcm2424: YOU ARE RUINING THE PAKOMAN NAME
EeveeWorld: LOL
EmpireArmy: EEVEE, WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!
NetMaster7: EMPIRE ARMY, BLOCK ME ALREADY SO I CAN QUIT LISTENING TO YOUR BLASPHEMOUS WAYS.
Rmcm2424: SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH EEVEE
Voodiva: I THINK PAKOMAN WAN'T S TO TAKE OVER
EmpireArmy: YOUR A DISGRACE TO ALL OF THE GAMING WORLD
NetMaster7: EEVEE IS A CONVERT.
Flareon106: hey
E
mpireArmy: AND YOUR A {censored} TOO
EeveeWorld: THIS IS FUNNY EH?
Rmcm2424: SHE IS WHAT YOU CALL A [SERIOUS CENSOR]
Voodiva: HEHE
EeveeWorld: WITH RELISH
EeveeWorld: AND MELBA TOAST
Voodiva: AND MELBA TOAST
NetMaster7: AND CHEESE PIES.
NetMaster7: WITH JERKY.
Rmcm2424: FLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY STING LIKE A BEE. YOU CAN'T HIT WHAT YOUR EYES CAN'T SEE.
Voodiva: OF COURS
Voodiva: E
Rmcm2424: THAT IS THE PAKOMAN WAY
EeveeWorld: AND MUNSTER CHEESE
ATL Mathis: what exactly do you do in these Pokemon games on Gameboy?
Rmcm2424: W/ A E. mUENSTER
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN RULES, MATHIS.
NetMaster7: THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
Rmcm2424: BE DUMB AND UNCOOL AND A NERD
Voodiva: PAKOMAN IS MUCH FUNNER THAN POKEMON
EeveeWorld: I AM A PAKOMAN HO
ATL Mathis: is red different than blue?
 
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Rmcm2424: OBVIOUSLY.
NetMaster7: WE HAVE PAKOMAN TIE-DYE.
Flareon106: shutup
Voodiva: PAKOMAN DOESN'T HAVE ALL THOSE CONFUSING GUIDELINES
NetMaster7: AND PAKOMAN CLEAR.
NetMaster7: AND PAKOMAN MOTHER OF PEARL.
EeveeWorld: THIS PAKOMAN STUFF IS FUNNY
Rmcm2424: YES. ALL OF THE GAMES IN ONE CONVENIENT LESS EXPENSIVE AMERICAN MADE CARTRIDGE
EeveeWorld: LOL
Rmcm2424: ALSO PAKOMAN OFFWHITE
NetMaster7: YEAH.
Voodiva: IT A SIMPLE, YET FUN, WAY OF ENTERTAINING YOURSELF AND OTHERS AROUND YOU
NetMaster7: AND PAKOMAN STUCKO
Rmcm2424: AND COMING SOON PAKOMAN SALMON PATTY
Flareon106: pakoman
Flareon106: ?
Voodiva: YUMMY!
EeveeWorld: AND PAKOMAN POOP
NetMaster7: AND PAKOMAN OPTICAL ILLUSION.
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
NetMaster7: (IT'S NOT REALLY THERE.)
Rmcm2424: NO THAT;S NOT FUNNY
NetMaster7: AND PAKOMAN NON-EXISTANT.
Flareon106: you are the only optcial illusion
EeveeWorld: AND POKEMON MAC AND CHEESE ORANGE
NetMaster7: LOL! OH MY GOSH, I'M NOT REALLY HERE!
NetMaster7: I'M JUST AN ILLUSION!
EmpireArmy: oh and 1 more thing
NetMaster7: DOH!
BigDady08: where can i get free pokemon cards online
Voodiva: AND PAKOMAN IS TAKING OVER THE CHAT ROOM!
NetMaster7: WHAT EVER SHALL I DO?
Flareon106: shutup
EmpireArmy: if you pakomen wanna live in MY toilet, forget it
Flareon106: i know get a life

(NOTICE THE PURE IRONY.)

BigDady08: where can i get free pokemon cards online
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN PEOPLE SAYING GET A LIFE...
EeveeWorld: I AM LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY
Voodiva: NOT HERE
NetMaster7: I MEAN POKEMON.
NetMaster7: HEH.
Rmcm2424: YOU GET A LIFE YOU STUPID JAPANESE POKEMON PLAYERS

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Voodiva: BUT YOU CAN GET PAKOMAN CARDS HERE
EmpireArmy: ::eyes turn blood red::
Flareon106: ::is very very pissed off::
Rmcm2424: PAKOMAN CARDS FREE! whERE?
NetMaster7: NOW RMCM, DON'T GO GETTING RASCIST.
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN IS NOT ABOUT THAT.
EmpireArmy: ::starts eating world::
EmpireArmy: SPPIT!!
Rmcm2424: YOU KNOW HOW I AM
EeveeWorld: I DON'T KNOW ANY PAKO MAN HOW MANY DIFF 1ES ARE THERE?
EmpireArmy: this taster like unflushed toliet
Voodiva: MANY
EmpireArmy: SPPUIT SPPIT SPPIT
Flareon106: who cares bout pakoman whatever it is
Voodiva: YOU WOULD KNOW
Rmcm2424: THE JAPANESE HAVE USED MIND CONTROL TO RUIN OUR AWESOME PAKOMAN BY GIVING THE PUBLIC THIS...
NetMaster7: QUIT SPITTING UP THE WORLD YOU WIERDO!
Rmcm2424: POKEMON CRAP
EeveeWorld: PAKOMAN RULZ
Voodiva: WHAT AN UNFLUSHED TOILET TASTES LIK
Rmcm2424: NO KIDDING
Rmcm2424: PAKOMAN PAKOMAN PAKOMAN
EmpireArmy: pakoman crapped on net
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN IS THE COOLEST.
Flareon106: you ar ehte only wearedo talking bout pakoman or whatever
NetMaster7: NO.
NetMaster7: PAKOMEN HAVE NO WASTE.
Flareon106: *the
EmpireArmy: pokemon laughs in his face
EeveeWorld: I ONCE WAS APOKEMON HO BUT NOW I'VE DISCOVERED PAKOMAN
Rmcm2424: BECAUSE THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOUR DUMB TAMAGTCHI
NetMaster7: POKEMON IS ALL WASTE.
Quack2831: no
Rmcm2424: TRUE DAT
NetMaster7: TAMAGTHI IS HARDER THAN POKEMON THOUGH.
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN ON THE OTHER HAND...
EeveeWorld: TAMAGOTCHI GOTCHI GOTCHI
NetMaster7: THAT'S A TRUE CHALLEMGE.
Flareon106: you mean frackocan are a waste or pakoman or whatever
Voodiva: PAKOMAN IS THE COOLEST
Rmcm2424: BUT PAKOMAN IS JUST PLAIN COOLER YOU FOOL
EeveeWorld: WHAT THE HELL IS FRACKOCAN?

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NetMaster7: IF YOU DON'T LIKE PAKOMAN, LEAVE, YOU ACCIDENTLY CAME TO THE WRONG ROOM.

 

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Rmcm2424: YOU SEE OUR WAYS>
EmpireArmy: your such a dunce
NetMaster7: OH, I SEE. HA HA.
EeveeWorld: PAKOMAN IS WAY BETTER THAN THE PATHETIC POKEMON [TRASH]
 
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN
Rmcm2424: EEVEE YOU HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT
Voodiva: PAKOMAN IS THE COOLEST
Rmcm2424: PAKOMAN
Voodiva: EVER
Flareon106: well its not a pakoman caht and i dont have to leave
Rmcm2424: IF YOU DON'T LIKE PAKOMAN LEAVE THIS ROOM
Voodiva: THAN JSUT LEAVE
EmpireArmy: yea
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN IS THE BOMB.
Flareon106: make me
Rmcm2424: I CAN'T
Voodiva: YEAH WHAT. DAN?
EeveeWorld: PAKOMAN ARE OVER POWERING THIS ROOM
Rmcm2424: WELL GUYS I'M SORRY BUT I HAVE TO GO.
NetMaster7: NO
Voodiva: NO
Flareon106: pokemon is da bomb
Rmcm2424: pAKOMAN TO THE RESCUE!
EeveeWorld: NO WE NEED PAKOMAN FANS
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN!
EeveeWorld: PAKOMAN FANS PRESS 6
NetMaster7: 6
Flareon106: yep see they left case they know pacoman [stinks]
EmpireArmy: 7
EmpireArmy: 7
EmpireArmy: 7
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
EeveeWorld: 6
Flareon106: 7
Voodiva: 6
Flareon106: i agree they sux
Pikachu852: ~::Leaves::~
SCE87: POKEMON
Voodiva: GOOG
Voodiva: GOOG
SCE87: lol
Voodiva: PAKOMAN@@@!!!!!!!!
Flareon106: pokemon
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
EeveeWorld: PIKACHU IS GONNA GET HIS [butt] KICKED BY PAKOMANS
Pete10886: ::a flareon walks in:;
EmpireArmy: hey pete
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
NetMaster7: PETE, PAKOMAN RULES.
NetMaster7: IF YOU DISAGREE, LEAVE
Voodiva: YSS
NetMaster7: POKEMON IS NOT AS GOOD AS PAKOMAN.
SCE87: no
Flareon106: this falreon is mad
Voodiva: YESS
Pete10886: huh?
SCE87: POKEMON
EmpireArmy: ::is [angry]::
SCE87: POKEMON
Flareon106: pokemon is way better
Voodiva: PAKOMAN IS THE COOLEST
Pete10886: PAKOMAN?
Voodiva: WHAT ARE YOU DOING SCE
EeveeWorld: YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT YOU QUEER
SCE87: POKEMON
Voodiva: PAKOMANO
SCE87: lol
Flareon106: that is why in FL they dont evan bother with themem all you see is pokemon
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
Flareon106: pokemon
SCE87: POKEMON
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN!
EeveeWorld: I HAVE BAD GAS FFFAAARRRTT
Flareon106: pokemon
EmpireArmy: FLAREON GO!
Flareon106: pokemon
NetMaster7: YYYESSS!
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
EmpireArmy: POOPONPAKO GO!
Flareon106: Flareon use quick attack on you
EmpireArmy: ::pooponpako [defecates] on net::
OnlineHost: Swish12345 has entered the room.
Voodiva: SCE SAYS HE LIKES THEM BOTH
Voodiva: THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN!!
SCE87: POKEMON
Swish12345: PAKOMAN
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
EeveeWorld: I GOTTA GO POTTY BRB
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
JBle505182: does anyone have codes for Pikablu and Mew. I'll reward them with a badge or 2 or 3 or 4 if
Voodiva: I DO

   Note: This situation became funny. I don’t have the exact log, but Tyler got an im from this guy. I’ll try and recreate the scene:

 

JBle505182: hey what badges do you have?

Voodiva: all of them

JBle505182: wanna trade? I have a Pikachu badge,
Voodiva: I’ll trade you my Pakoman badge for it. And my melba badge.

JBle505182: ok thanks.  

 Nothing else was said between them. I guess the trade was a done deal...    
 
That was the end of the log. That’s all the log I have. What happened in the end was we started IMing the people present and telling them to turn to Pakoman. Eventually everyone left, and they started their own “anti-Pakoman” chatroom. Seriously, I swear. So then we left the chat, and since it was an AOL member created one, it automatically deleted itself behind us. Man, that was fun.