Themeless Wonder: Certified Y3K Compliant!                                                                                                                                      Themeless Wonder: In Stereo Where Available                                                                                                                                    Themeless Wonder:  From the creators of the Themeless Wonder                                           Themeless Wonder: After we finish our cereal, we drink the milk from the bowl.                                                                                                  Themeless Wonder: Cleans plaque above and below the gum line!                                                                                                                                                              Themeless Wonder: Leaves your hair healthy and manageable Themeless Wonder: Tear along perforated edge                                                                                                                                    Themeless Wonder: Sponsored by NETWS (Non existant Themeless Wonder sponsors.)                                                                                                                                  Themeless Wonder: Gets mildew off any surface!                                                                                                                                                     Themeless Wonder: Simulcast in Spanish                                                                                                                                    Themeless Wonder: Closed Captioned For the Hearing Impaired                                                                                                                                    Themeless Wonder: Buy 1 get 1 free!                                                                                                                                    Themeless Wonder: Just 1 Sweet Calorie                                                                                                                                    Themeless Wonder: PAY NO INTEREST UNTIL THE YEAR 2000!                                                                                                              Themeless Wonder: Dolphin Safe                                                                                                                                    Themeless Wonder: Bad credit? No problem!                                                                                                                                    Themeless Wonder: Sure miss, no fire!                                                                                                                                    Themeless Wonder: The Choice of the Next Generation                                                                                                                                    Themeless Wonder: How's my driving? Call 893-5674                                                                                                                                    Themeless Wonder: Your pizza in 20 minutes or it's FREE!

Last Updated: Sunday, June 11, 2000

Themeless Wonder is back, and better than ever. Some major changes are going to be made, but rest assured, the really annoying music is here to stay (in fact, we just changed it. Even more disco-esque.) But TW's back in action after some down time, and things are going to start being added very often. Look forward to the Ebonics chat log, the entire story of the TW creators' Florida vacation, and best of all, The Themeless Wonder Soundtrack CD that you can own for yourself. I can hear you screaming "I want it!" right now. Oh, and by the end of the summer, a newly redesigned TW at themelesswonder.com.