Hey, I'm Chris and this is my site. Basically you're looking at a pile of worthless garbage, but that's ok, because it's got cool background music. Either way, you've come to the right place if you've got nothing to do! So sit back and take a look at some of what we've got to offer. We're constantly updating, especially the horrible game reviews. Oh, and if you need help pondering the mysteries of life, just ask Yoda.
Basically the little picture of me is so you know that I did something on this site. No, seriously, there are people just as lame as me. And if they do something on this site, it'll have a little picture of them. Rest assured, these are not to scale, but are darn accurate. Anyways, I'll let some of the other guys talk now.
Hey, I'm Dan. I assist Chris in the painstaking job of playing NES Roms and commenting on their worthlessness. My reviews are quite awesome, taking into consideration of course, the fact that I am a walking peanut. My current favorite game is the action/thriller Nuts 'n Milk, although it gave me a few flashbacks from the Great Cashew Massacre of '72. I am always working on new reviews/other heaping piles of bat guano, so keep checking for updates. Later.
People were cool enough to visit this worthless site. (Or at least were tricked into it by mean friends.)