A note from Chris:
This will easily become one of the larger sections of the site, though it will take time to amass the incredible amount of text we've compiled on screwing with people. Be prepared when we unleash the inevitable onslaught of terror. For the time being, all I'm putting up here is the old chat logs from back in the day, in which we took pride in being obnoxious with super cool AOL screen names.
Go ahead, try it at home. We couldn't care less if you hurt yourself.
"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others."
--Randall, Clerks
Randall worded it well. And messing with people, particularly with the intent of making them angry, is one of the more rewarding aspects of internet use. It's like getting to be the bully you never got a chance to be in school, because you were too busy being picked on.
By the way, I realize your mothers told you that bullies only pick on you because they're insecure and it makes them feel bigger. That's not the case. If you got picked on by a bully, it's because you suck in some way. Simple as that.
Featured Logs
Gotham Rooftops RPG (Log #1) - Participants = Chris
*** You are in "Arts and Entertainment - Gotham
Rooftops RPG". ***
NetMaster7:
hi hi hi!
NetMaster7:
no
one's talking.
BatmanBeyond:
::moves
head alittle towards her and his pager goes off:: >.O
NetMaster7:
oh
cool, one of those rpg things.
NetMaster7:
what
are we doing?
NetMaster7:
gotham?
is this batman?
NetMaster7:
i
like batman.
NetMaster7:
i
hate robin though.
NetMaster7:
can
i be robin?
BatmanBeyond:
::stands
rambling through stuff for his pager;:........O,o
WndrGirlYJ:
...::leans back, leaning back against the couch, the moment,
totally ruiend::
BatmanBeyond:
(..........)
WndrGirlYJ:
(ort just one leaning back..)
NetMaster7:
::defeats the joker, saves the day.::
NetMaster7:
yes!
WndrGirlYJ:
(Or or whichever you prefer\)
NetMaster7:
do i win?
BatmanBeyond:
::finds
his pager,and looks at the number::....O,o
WndrGirlYJ:
(..im just gunna stop..))
OnlineHost:
UnclePitty has left the room.
NetMaster7:
::the number says "robin"::
WndrGirlYJ:
::feels like killing whoever chose to page him at that exact
same moment::
NetMaster7:
i called you!
NetMaster7:
oh,
oops..
NetMaster7:
nevermind
NetMaster7:
it
was that other person.
NetMaster7:
can
we fight the penguin now?
BatmanBeyond:
:blinks:....That's
not Zeke's number..::reading the name...::
WndrGirlYJ:
::glares daggers at Gorge Clooney's close up as if it were him
who paged::
NetMaster7:
hey, shouldn't we be fighting the penguin?
NetMaster7:
i
mean, he's bad.
OnlineHost:
KIDMANNO1 has entered the room.
NetMaster7:
reeeeaaalll bad.
BatmanBeyond:
:;places
the pager back on the counter::...You hungry?
NetMaster7:
who
cares? the penguin is going to take over the city!
NetMaster7:
there's
no time for food!
WndrGirlYJ:
..kinda..::looks back over at him::
WndrGirlYJ:
::eyes all soft and innocent now::
KIDMANNO1:
::walks in slowly black trench coat draping around him::
NetMaster7:
i'm thinking if we stop to eat, the penguin will blow up gotham
city.
NetMaster7:
and
we can't let that happen, can we?
BatmanBeyond:
::jumps
over the kitchen counter and ramblies through the kitchen::...What you
want?
KIDMANNO1:
::walks to roof top::
NetMaster7:
huh? is robin invisible in this episode? how come no one's talking
to me?
KIDMANNO1:
::Crouches on corner::
WndrGirlYJ: *you* uhh...nothing (btw, in the little *'s is her
thoughts..)
NetMaster7:
um...really now, do i have to fight the penguin by myself?
BatmanBeyond:
..::blinks::.......Sue?
NetMaster7:
i
mean, i guess i can do it, but it won't be as fun..
BatmanBeyond:
*Sure
NetMaster7:
yeah?
NetMaster7:
oh
wait
NetMaster7:
heh
heh, i'm robin.
WndrGirlYJ:
oh..uhh..
WndrGirlYJ:
what do you have..
KIDMANNO1:
::looks at net::
NetMaster7:
my name is robin, fool.
BatmanBeyond:
Whatever.....
KIDMANNO1:
::looks at robin::
NetMaster7:
you don't understand, apparently. in two hours the penguin's death
ray will be ready!
NetMaster7:
it's
aimed at gotham!
NetMaster7:
don't
you see?
NetMaster7:
the
commissioner's been kidnapped!
KIDMANNO1:
Let's go stop him them
NetMaster7:
alright!
NetMaster7:
::gets
in robinmobile::
NetMaster7:
hop
in!
KIDMANNO1:
::walks out side:::
KIDMANNO1:
:::hops in::
NetMaster7:
::drives to penguin's hideout::
KIDMANNO1:
::hops out::
NetMaster7:
::Thwarts penguins evil scheme. the plot is foiled. the day is saveD::
KIDMANNO1:
::looks around::
NetMaster7:
thanks to robin.
NetMaster7:
did
i win?
NetMaster7:
i
beat the penguin
KIDMANNO1:
::laughs a little::
BatmanBeyond:
::rambles on:: We got leftover chinese food, and pizza....ice
cream....
NetMaster7:
hey
batman and sue!
WndrGirlYJ:
..ice cream is fine..
NetMaster7:
wanna help celebrate?
NetMaster7:
i
beat penguin!
NetMaster7:
i
mean, you didn't help, but still, you're good people and all.
NetMaster7:
we
have lots of ice cream at my party.
NetMaster7:
please?
it's getting boring, and you're the life of the party!
KIDMANNO1:
::Climbs onto Penguins hideout::
NetMaster7:
i blew it up.
NetMaster7:
that's
impossible.
KIDMANNO1:
::wind blows in his face::
NetMaster7:
besides, aren't you coming to my party?
NetMaster7:
for
beating the penguin?
WndrGirlYJ:
what kind of ice cream is it?
NetMaster7:
we've only got 5 minutes until that guy who lives in the sewer
thinks up a scheme.
OnlineHost:
BatmanBeyond has left the room.
NetMaster7:
every flavor.
KIDMANNO1:
::His body turns to sand and blows away::
OnlineHost:
KIDMANNO1 has left the room.
WndrGirlYJ:
(logged..again)
NetMaster7:
huh?
NetMaster7:
since
i'm bruce wayne, i got baskin robbins
NetMaster7:
by
the way, bruce wayne is robin now.
NetMaster7:
he
got sick of being batman.
NetMaster7:
coming
to the party?
NetMaster7:
it'll
be cool.
WndrGirlYJ:
(..don't talk to me..)
NetMaster7:
only three minutes left till the evil plot happens.
NetMaster7:
why
not?
NetMaster7:
you're
the only one here!
NetMaster7:
i
could talk to the penguin, but i already defeated him.
NetMaster7:
he's
in gotham asylum.
NetMaster7:
where
they all go.
WndrGirlYJ:
(..don't talk to me..)
NetMaster7:
i must continue until you tell me why, though.
NetMaster7:
hey wonder girl, that evil sewer guy is almost ready..
NetMaster7:
the
commissioner said he's unleashing rats all over the city.
NetMaster7:
and
only robin and sue can stop him!
WndrGirlYJ:
(who's sue..)
NetMaster7:
i don't know. that other guy said sue, so i figured that might be
your name.
OnlineHost:
BatmanBeyond has entered the room.
NetMaster7:
are you poision ivy?
NetMaster7:
or
catwoman?
NetMaster7:
hey,
batty's back.
WndrGirlYJ:
(save me..)
NetMaster7:
Just in time too, we have to stop the sewer man!
NetMaster7:
save
you? you're a super hero too though, aren't you?
NetMaster7:
we
all have to go defeat the super villains!
NetMaster7:
come
on!
WndrGirlYJ:
(::hides behind "batty" and whimpers::)
BatmanBeyond:
(Net,before you come into an RPG you must first understand basic
rules..)
BatmanBeyond:
(#1. You must have a defenied character...)
NetMaster7:
I
do.
NetMaster7:
Robin.
NetMaster7:
Also
known as bruce wayne.
BatmanBeyond:
(#2.
Find out if the room rolls dice and what they are..)
BatmanBeyond:
(..........)
NetMaster7:
see,
there are no boundaries when you're fighting crime.
NetMaster7:
don't
worry newbie, you'll get the hang of it eventually.
BatmanBeyond:
(Yes
there is, it's called: "Rules")
NetMaster7:
i
know it's tough, but so are the villains we're fighting.
NetMaster7:
lol,
you don't get it, do you?
WndrGirlYJ:
(see what he put me thru..i'll never be the same..)
BatmanBeyond:
(....>le click<.....)
NetMaster7:
oh..i
thought we were all friends..
NetMaster7:
should
i leave?
NetMaster7:
i
can take a hint.
WndrGirlYJ:
(yes)
NetMaster7:
oh ok, i'll be back later though.
NetMaster7:
ok
sue, bye!
NetMaster7:
and
batty.
WndrGirlYJ:
(YOU ANNOY!!)
NetMaster7:
don't worry, you'll get the hang of it eventually.
After schooling those ignorant RPG newbies, I left. I have not seen them since.
Oldies 101 - Log #2 - Participant - Chris (solo mission, baby)
*** You are in "Arts and Entertainment - Freakin
Oldies". ***
Dac12345:
hi Net
IANNOTE:
hi Net
NetMaster7:
Hey.
NetMaster7:
Um...can we talk about oldies?
Dac12345:
we are Net
IANNOTE:
I'm Rock's Oldest daughter
NetMaster7:
my favorite oldies band is n 'sync.
Dac12345:
i see.....
IANNOTE:
lol
Sheehy777:
holy smokes!
NetMaster7:
what?
Dac12345:
{S whatabout
NetMaster7:
do you guys like n 'sync?
Sentry2741:
heart
IANNOTE:
BSB
Sentry2741:
I do, Net
NetMaster7:
ack, that 98 degrees is horrible though!
Sentry2741:
AND bsb
NetMaster7:
yeah, but for oldies bands, they're great.
IANNOTE:
I like I Do
NetMaster7:
not like those newfangled beatles.
Dac12345:
lol
Dac12345:
{S karma
NetMaster7:
what?
IANNOTE:
lol
NetMaster7:
karma? is that like that boy george song?
IANNOTE:
"Landslide"
NetMaster7:
she's strange.
Dac12345:
how is ole George doing? haven't heard anything for awhile
Dac12345:
fleetwood mac
NetMaster7:
old george is most likely doing very strange.
IANNOTE:
Wtg Dac
Dac12345:
ty ian
IANNOTE:
yw
Dac12345:
{S landslde
NetMaster7:
why are you saying random songs and matching them with bands?
Dac12345:
yep
NetMaster7:
that doesn't sound like fun to me.
IANNOTE:
for old times sake Dac...
Dac12345:
well it IS bucko
NetMaster7:
you lie!
IANNOTE:
{S beds
Dac12345:
awww :)
Sheehy777:
bucko... lol
NetMaster7:
it would be more fun if it were a different game, like hockey.
Sheehy777:
{S horsehockey
Dac12345:
lol
NetMaster7:
one time they had an oldies festival at the hockey game, and ricky
martin was there.
NetMaster7:
he
played along with the other latin superstars.
IANNOTE:
That's not oldies
NetMaster7:
lol
NetMaster7:
you
apparently don't know anything.
Dac12345:
{S nobody
IANNOTE:
what?
Sheehy777:
oh oh
NetMaster7:
of course it's oldies!
Clapwolfmn:
i don't know
anything .do i win anyway ???
NetMaster7:
what else could it be?
Dac12345:
be nice to Ian or you will be sorry
Clapwolfmn:
what do i win??
Dac12345:
{{{SBR}}}}
Clapwolfmn:
when will i win again
Sheehy777:
claps wins a rabbit fur hockey mask
IANNOTE:
I started it I'm sorry
Dac12345:
{S wolfhowl
NetMaster7:
i think i'm confused..
Clapwolfmn:
ty sheehy
Sheehy777:
lol
NetMaster7:
help me get it straight
NetMaster7:
how's
the game played again?
Dac12345:
"poor little woman never bargained for you...lotsa people
talkin few of them know.."
NetMaster7:
the one that's not hockey?
Dac12345:
"the soul of a woman was created below"
Clapwolfmn:
first you punch you in the head netmaster
IANNOTE:
?????
Sheehy777: led zeppelin
Dac12345:
wTG Shee
Sheehy777:
ty
Dac12345:
{S dazed
NetMaster7:
punch me in the head? huh?
NetMaster7:
what
are you talking about?
NetMaster7:
that's
not oldies.
IANNOTE:
Nevermind
NetMaster7:
this is an oldies room!
NetMaster7:
geez
man..
IANNOTE:
Yes
IANNOTE:
very good
Sheehy777:
the freakin aspect supercedes the oldies aspect, net
Clapwolfmn:
if you punch your self in the head enouf it will get old netmaster.
Dac12345:
{S headgames
NetMaster7:
yeah, that's why we talked about boy george, shee.
NetMaster7:
i
don't want to punch myself in the head, crazy person.
Sheehy777:
awww... i missed it
NetMaster7:
i just want to talk about oldies.
NetMaster7:
that's
it.
Clapwolfmn:
.
Dac12345:
{S housblue
NetMaster7:
and apparently no one else does.
NetMaster7:
Dac12345:
Sheehy777:
i shall return...
OnlineHost: Sheehy777 has left the room.
Dac12345:
{{{{{Sheex5}}}}}
IANNOTE:
aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww
IANNOTE:
{{{{{ shee}}}}}}}}}}}
Clapwolfmn:
nazerath
Dac12345:
wTG Clap
Clapwolfmn:
ty
NetMaster7:
i don't think i can stay in a place like
this...
Clapwolfmn:
had to think
about it
NetMaster7:
farewell, friends.
Dac12345:
bye Net
Clapwolfmn:
farerwell
PAKOMAN CONQUERS
What I’ve done is taken the full log, a whopping 40 pages
(horrible exaggeration) or so and condensed it, cutting out the boring
an/or obscene parts. Yeah, people used bad language. I think I might
have missed a few times when censoring, so don't get mad, mothers. Also,
I didn’t get it all saved, so…well, tough luck. Here’s the good
stuff (well, some of it.):
Twonky123:
thanx
NetMaster7:
PAKOMAN RULES.
MousyBear:
hi netmaster7
NetMaster7:
HEY. DO YOU LIKE PAKOMAN?
Rmcm2424:
Pakoman!!!
NetMaster7:
I LIKE PAKOMAN.
MousyBear:
yep
Steler143:
::flareon walks in:: hi matthew
Rmcm2424:
i love pakoman!
NetMaster7:
ALMOST AS MUCH AS MELBA TOAST.
NetMaster7:
OR CHEESE PIES FOR INSTANCE.
MousyBear:
and it's spelled as pokemon
NetMaster7:
IN FACT, PAKOMAN IS MY FAVORITE GAME.
Zell186:
Weezing
NetMaster7:
LOL!
MousyBear:
same
here
NetMaster7:
PAKOMAN IS DIFFERENT FROM POKEMON.
Rmcm2424:
no
it's pakoman
Jcbad8390:
::walks in slowly::
Rmcm2424:
duh you fool bear man
MousyBear:
u sure?
Rmcm2424:
yes
NetMaster7:
POKEMON
IS A SPIN OFF OF PAKOMAN.
Rmcm2424:
pakoman is so much cooler
NetMaster7:
IN PAKOMAN YOU FEED YOUR PAKOMEN CHEESE PIES AND MELBA TOAST.
DUDES93775:
hello
Steler143:
lol
NetMaster7:
AND THE CARTOON IS ABOUT ASH CATCHEM.
Jcbad8390:
hey wycanti
Rmcm2424:
those dumb japs stole the american version
NetMaster7:
YEAH.
NetMaster7:
THEY'RE NOT DUMB THOUGH
Rmcm2424:
you
know what japs call americans?
NetMaster7:
I
LIKE PAKOMAN.
Rmcm2424:
MASSA
MousyBear: i'm
looking at my pokemon cards and they spell it pokemon
Rmcm2424:
i love pakoman
Eevee14746:
Meaning???...
Rmcm2424:
yeah well i just told you pakoman is different
Roktot:
i have over 200 pkm cards
DUDES93775:
Poke cards [STINK]....GB
game rules
Brytors: hello
Brytors:
pkemon
Woohoo3644:
is any one in here playing
Eevee14746:
Massa
Eevee14746:
???
MousyBear:
blah...blah...blah
NetMaster7:7:
PAKOMAN IS SO COOL.
Rmcm2424:
no
BG rules
Brytors:
i
have a lot s of card
Nick168198:
I think Pokemon cards r better than the
gameboy =)
NetMaster7:
PAKOMAN
IS THE BOMB.
PhleaHeadd:
kangaskahn magmar articuno and moltres were part of a mass
suicide after joining a cult
NetMaster7:
PAKOMAN SAVED MY LIFE ONCE!
MousyBear:
uh-huh
Jcbad8390:
it is POKEMON
NetMaster7:
YOU SEE, I HAD THE PAKOMAN CARTRIDGE IN MY POCKET.
NetMaster7:
AND
I WAS SHOT.
NetMaster7:
AND
PAKOMAN BLOCKED IT.
Nick168198:
Pokemon
arent real ya know
Rmcm2424:
i have pakoman snap for PC i programmed
it myself. you feed the pakoman muenster cheese,
NetMaster7:
PAKOMEN
ARE THOUGH.
Rmcm2424:
beef jerky, and melba toast
Note: So far, 8 people have left
the room. I haven’t included when people enter or leave the room.
Eevee14746:
I'm a Pokemon
MousyBear: no
duh, airhead
Steler143:
stop it with the melba toast already
Nick168198:
Uhhhh its Pokemon
Rmcm2424:
melba
toast is awesome
NetMaster7:
PAKOMAN
IS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
Nick168198:
Pokemon
Rmcm2424:
no
i am cooler
NetMaster7:
MELBA
TOAST IS REALLY ONLY AWESOME BECAUSE PAKOMEN LIKE IT THOUGH.
NetMaster7:
IF
YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
Steler143:
ok
NetMaster7:
PAKOMAN HAS PULLED ME THROUGH SOME REALLY TOUGH TIMES.
MousyBear:
wich pokemon does every1 like?
Rmcm2424:
yeah
i know. pakomen is make everything cooler
Nick168198:
Net
its POKEMON
Jcbad8390:
eevee do u play pokemon pt
Steler143:
do they eats eskimo pie
NetMaster7:
IN MY HOUR OF NEED, PAKOMEN HELPED ME.
NetMaster7:
NO,
IT'S PAKOMEN.
Nick168198:
POKEMON
Eevee14746:
???
Nick168198:
learsn to read
Nick168198:
;)
Nick168198:
tip
Rmcm2424:
No
pakoman is something different you idiots you like japanese stuff
NetMaster7:
I
DID READ.
Nick168198:
learn*
NetMaster7:
I
READ THE PAKOMAN MANUAL.
Voodiva:
PAKOMAN IS THE BEST
Rmcm2424:
learsn to type you idiot
Steler143:
theres anothe one called pakoman
NetMaster7:
TWICE, EVEN
Nick168198:
Get
Hooks on Phonixs
Rmcm2424:
pakoman is the best
Nick168198:
Its reads Pokemon
Rmcm2424:
you
are japanese
Steler143:
its hooked on phonix
Jcbad8390: lol
Nick168198:
Pm u learn to type
Rmcm2424: get hooks on foenix
Steler143:
whatever
Jcbad8390:
lol
MousyBear:
it's really phonics
NetMaster7:
I'M HOOKED ON PAKOMAN.
Voodiva:
PAKOMAN
IS DEFINITLY THE BEST
Rmcm2424:
wan
hon woe says- Pakoman rules
Nick168198:
=(
Nick168198:
=|
NetMaster7:
WAN
HON WOE SAYS THAT?!
Voodiva:
HUKEON
PAKOMAN WURKED 4 ME
NetMaster7:
GOLLY
GEE, IT MUST BE TRUE.
Steler143:
do pakoman eat eskimo pie
Nick168198:
::surrounded by stupid people who can't read right,neither type::
NetMaster7:
ESKIMO
PIES ARE GOOD FOR PAKOMEN.
Boyviper10:
::male
eevee walks in::
MousyBear:
i heard some people at my school saying that
pokemon are four losers
Steler143:
they rule
NetMaster7:
YEAH, THEY MIGHT BE RIGHT.
Voodiva:
PAKOMAN IS NO
LOSER
NetMaster7:
BUT
PAKOMAN..THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY.
Nick168198:
Pakoman
sucks,Pokemon Rules
Voodiva:
BUT POKEMON IS
Rmcm2424:
they
are for losers pakoman is for winners
NetMaster7:
LOL
Jcbad8390:
::beats netmaster over the head::
Voodiva:
WHATEVER NICK
NetMaster7:
YOU'RE
SO MIXED UP.
NetMaster7:
I
FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.
Nick168198:
I
know=)
MousyBear:
after they said that I nearly killed them
XDrAg0NltE:
NetMaster7 its pokemon
Nick168198:
Netmaster need Hooked on Phoniexs
Voodiva:
NO,
NETMASTER IS PAKOMAN
Rmcm2424:
::
Tenchu Master Rikimaru comes for you. You die.::
Rmcm2424:
duh it's pakoman
Voodiva:
I LOVE
PAKOMAN
MousyBear:
netmaster7
is such an airhead!Don't u agree?
Nick168198:
I LOVE POKEMON BETTER THOUGH
Steler143:
PAKOMAN PAKOMAN
NetMaster7:
PAKOMAN IS SO COOL IT MAKES ME FEEL WARM INSIDE.
Voodiva:
I LOVE
PAKOMAN THE BEST
NetMaster7:
PAKOMAN
ASLO HELPED ME CHOOSE MY PROFESSION AND WIFE.
Note: 12 people
have left.
Voodiva:
ME TOO!
Nick168198:
321
Rmcm2424:
i love this cool type
Jcbad8390:
321
Jcbad8390:
321
Nick168198:
321
Jcbad8390:
321
Voodiva:
123
Jcbad8390:
32132
Jcbad8390:
1
Jcbad8390:
321
Rmcm2424:
pakoman
Nick168198:
321
Jcbad8390:
321
Voodiva:
123
Nick168198:
Pokemon
Voodiva:
123
Voodiva:
123
Eevee14746:
3213
Jcbad8390:
321
Jcbad8390:
32132
Jcbad8390:
132
NetMaster7:
Jcbad8390:
1
Rmcm2424:
pakoman
Steler143:
it makes me feel hungry for eskimo pie
Nick168198:
Chat reads Pokemon
MousyBear:
don't
get soft on me netmaster7.(gag gag!)
Nick168198:
312
Jcbad8390:
321
NetMaster7:
LISTEN JCBAD
Voodiva:
WHAT?
Jcbad8390:
321
Nick168198:
321
Rmcm2424:
melba toast
Jcbad8390:
32132
Dl2AG0N Z:
any1 have a badge
NetMaster7:
312 IS NOT THE SAME AS 321
Jcbad8390:
321
Rmcm2424:
no duh
NetMaster7:
NOR IS 32132
XDrAg0NltE:
this is a pokemon chat room so if you are going to talk about
pakoman go somewhere els
Jcbad8390:
i have a badge
NetMaster7:
SO GET IT STRAIGHT, OK
Voodiva:
NOR IS 123
Voodiva:
123
Rmcm2424:
cool font?
EmpireArmy:
hey room
Voodiva:
123
Voodiva:
123
NetMaster7:
THIS
IS A PAKOMAN CHAT ROOM!
Dl2AG0N
Z:
wanna battle
NetMaster7:
I DO.
Steler143:
hi
NetMaster7:
PAKOMAN SHALL RULE OVER ALL.
Dl2AG0N
Z:
do u have a badge
Rmcm2424:
:: Tenchu is coming for you::
NetMaster7:
YEAH.
Nick168198:
Pakoman
people go to private chat,Pakoman loser,ebveryone else stays
Voodiva:
HEY DAN, DO
YOU LIKE PAKOMAN?
MousyBear:
netmaster
learn to read the CORECTT way
NetMaster7:
THE PAKOMAN BADGE,
Nick168198:
everyone*
Rmcm2424:
pakoman
EmpireArmy: yea
Nick168198:
Pokemon
Voodiva:
YOU DO?
Rmcm2424:
ssssss
EmpireArmy:
yes
Someone: PAKOMAN PEOPLE GET OUT OF THIS ROOM NOW
Voodiva: dAN, HOW CAN YOU LIKE PAKOMAN IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS?
Nick168198: IT SAYS POKEMON FOREST
EmpireArmy:
PAKOMAN FANS LEAVE NOW!!!
Nick168198:
NOT PAKOMAN FOREST
NetMaster7:
BUT
THIS IS A PAKOMAN CHAT!
EmpireArmy:
easy
Rmcm2424:
Pakoman
Voodiva:
NO
MousyBear:
it's
spelled pokemon, netmaster
EmpireArmy:
i thiyght you said pokemon
Rmcm2424:
pakoman
Steler143:
then we'll make a pakoman forest
EeveeWorld:
I LOVE GROWLITHE
Nick168198:
its a POKEMON chat look at the title
Voodiva:
WELL I
DIDN'T, I SAID PAKOMAN
Rmcm2424:
PAKOMAN
NetMaster7:
MAYBE SOMEONE MISPELLED PAKOMAN, POKEMON.
NetMaster7:
MAKES
SENSE TO ME.
EmpireArmy:
i cant see that pink lettering very well
Rmcm2424:
PAKOMAN
Rmcm2424:
PAKOMAN
Rmcm2424:
PAKOMAN
Nick168198:
I made this chat
Nick168198:
j/k
Voodiva:
YES, IT IS
THE ORIGINAL PAKOMAN
NetMaster7:
ALL
I KNOW IS THAT PAKOMAN IS SO COOL.
MousyBear:
somewere
else, you meab
Nick168198:
Anyone here made this chat?
Rmcm2424:
because you [STINK]
Zarel1:
Go to Http://Toad.8m.Com to download
Toad now! Pika55369: PRESS
121 IF YOUR 10,9,OR 8
NetMaster7: YOU
DIDN'T MAKE THIS CHAT, I WAS HERE LAST NIGHT TOO.
Rmcm2424:
NO
Pika55369: 121
Pika55369: 10
Note:
18 people have left.
Nick168198: Well
its POKEMON
Nick168198:
NOT
PAKOMAN
Voodiva:
1098 IAM 121
XDrAg0NltE:
im going to report the pakoman fans if they dont get out
Nick168198: READ
TRY316:
121`
Rmcm2424: and you said pakoman
Nick168198: U
PERSON
Nick168198:
NET
NetMaster7:
HOW
DO YOU KNOW?
Rmcm2424:
u person
Zarel1: ^_ Wbb
NetMaster7: HOW
CAN YOU BE SO SURE IT'S PAKOMAN?
EeveeWorld:
WHAT
THE HELL IS PAKOMAN?
Nick168198: CAUSE
I KNOW
NetMaster7:
I
MEAN POKEMON.
NetMaster7:
HEHEHE.
Rmcm2424:
u perSon
Zarel1: hi all
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
IS COOL
Nick168198:
ITS
NOT POKOMAN
NetMaster7:
YOU
SEE, IT'S REALLY PAKOMAN.
Nick168198: PAKOMAN*
NetMaster7:
YOU'RE
RIGHT NICK, IT'S NOT POKOMAN.
Rmcm2424:
rrrrrrrrrrrTENCHU COMES AND KILLS YOU
MousyBear: ver
funny nemaster (not0
NetMaster7: RATHER,
IT'S PAKOMAN.
EmpireArmy:
::grows wings and a tail::
TRY316: POK`EMON IS
JAPPANNESSE FOR POKET MONSTERS
Nick168198: ::grabs
a blade::
MousyBear:
not)*
Nick168198: ::stabs
net to death::
EeveeWorld:
{CENSORED}
EmpireArmy: ::takes
out a plugged in microphone::
Rmcm2424: ok maybe this is
better
MousyBear: no
duh
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
IS NOT A MONSTER
Pika55369: NO ITS NOT
[FEMALE DOG]
Nick168198: ::throws
his body to the dumpters::
Rmcm2424: pakoman is
just plain awesome
Nick168198: there
MousyBear: yes
it is
Pika55369: SORRY
Note:
21 people have left.
...... it continues...practically forever..
EmpireArmy: were tired
of you woosers hangin on our turf
Voodiva: ME
PIKAMATM:
I AM A HUGE POKEMON
Voodiva: TOO
PIKAMATM:
FAN
Voodiva: I
AM A HUGE PAKOMAN FAN
RiEcHu08:
hey dont let me get serious
Rmcm2424: you act like a little
japanese kid who like POKEMON not like an american who likes pakoman
NetMaster7: YEAH
THESE TOUGH POKEMON PLAYERS ARE SAYING WE'RE ON THEIR TURF.
Flareon106:
::make flareon mad know::
RiEcHu08: i can argue
alot
EeveeWorld: WELL
POKEMON CANNOT COMPARE TO PAKOMAN
Note:
Eeveeworld has converted. There is much rejoicing.
NetMaster7:
WELL
WE JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT A GAME.
NetMaster7:
A
GREAT GAME.
NetMaster7:
A
GAME..
NetMaster7:
CALLED
PAKOMAN.
Voodiva:
CALLED
PAKOMAN
Rmcm2424:
called Pakoman
NetMaster7: THAT'S
RIGHT.
NetMaster7:
SEE?
Voodiva:
YEP
Rmcm2424:
THE BEST EVER
NetMaster7: WE'RE
UNITED IN THE CAUSE.
EmpireArmy:
pakoman is an insult to all pokemon
RiEcHu08: shad up pakoman
PIKAMATM: WHAT THE HECK IS PAKOMAN
ANY WAYS
Voodiva: IT
IS THE BEST
Flareon106: ::you
die::
EeveeWorld:
{CENSORED}
Voodiva: HOW
DO YOU SHAD UP?
Rmcm2424: POKEMON
IS AN INSULT TO ALL OF JAPAN
EmpireArmy: we dont
want those lame excuses around
Flareon106: ::is very pissed::
RiEcHu08: maybe its a shorter way of saying shut up bitch
PIKAMATM: WHY IS
POKEMON AN INSULT
Rmcm2424: PAKOMAN ARE
NOT LIKE THAT
Wizard4557: hi
Voodiva: WHOSE
A [DOG]?
EmpireArmy:
NOW IM SOOOOO PISSED
Voodiva: YOU?
RiEcHu08:
uh u
RiEcHu08: ahaha
Rmcm2424: BECAUSE IT IS NOT NEAR
AS GOOD AS PAKOMAN
NetMaster7: YEAH,
OF COURSE.
EmpireArmy:
eevee, yopu biznitch, yuor goin down
NetMaster7: THAT
GOES WITHOUT SAYING.
PIKAMATM:
WHAT THE HECK IS PAKOMAN
Flareon106: shutup
Voodiva: UH
PAKOMAN WILL WHIP YOU @@@@@ ****
EmpireArmy:
::gets out an axe::
RiEcHu08: naw
RiEcHu08: pakoman suck
EeveeWorld: {CENSORED,
YET AGAIN. THIS GIRL HAS A DIRTY MOUTH}
NetMaster7:
EMPIRE
ARMY PROVES ONCE AGAIN THAT HE HASN'T BLOCKED ANYONE.
Flareon106:
::is ready to attack::
Rmcm2424: AND PAKOMAN
GETS OUT HIS TENCHU BUDDIES!
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
ONLY SUCKS YOURS
EmpireArmy:
::slices eevee in half with it::
PIKAMATM: WHAT IS PAKOMAN
RiEcHu08: pakoman
[stinks] really bad
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
IS THE GAME OF ALL GAMES
Rmcm2424:
THEY KILL YOU ALL FROM THE SHADOWS BEFORE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
RiEcHu08: no wonder
nobody buys it
Poke4562: PAKOMAN IS DA BOMB
Sprstunner: dang this
chat [stinks]!!!
PIKAMATM: IF IT IS SO
GOOD WHY WILL NO ONE TELL ME
NetMaster7: THAT'S
RIGHT!
EmpireArmy:
pakoman [stinks] sooooooooooooooooo badly
EmpireArmy: i know, stunner
Rmcm2424: AND THEN YOU ALL EAT
POISON RICE BECAUSE YOU ARE JAPANESE
EeveeWorld:
{As usual, censored.}
RiEcHu08: ill be back
yall
EmpireArmy: its cuz of these
pako-weirdos
Rmcm2424: EEVEE YOU ARE A
[censored]!!!
Sprstunner: eevee shut
up
Sprstunner: ur sick
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
DOESN'T LIKE THIS KIND OF TALK
OnlineHost:
RiEcHu08 has left the room.
Rmcm2424: YOU ARE
RUINING THE PAKOMAN NAME
EeveeWorld: LOL
EmpireArmy: EEVEE,
WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!
NetMaster7: EMPIRE
ARMY, BLOCK ME ALREADY SO I CAN QUIT LISTENING TO YOUR BLASPHEMOUS WAYS.
Rmcm2424:
SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH EEVEE
Voodiva: I
THINK PAKOMAN WAN'T S TO TAKE OVER
EmpireArmy: YOUR A
DISGRACE TO ALL OF THE GAMING WORLD
NetMaster7: EEVEE
IS A CONVERT.
Flareon106:
hey
EmpireArmy: AND YOUR A {censored} TOO
EeveeWorld: THIS IS FUNNY EH?
Rmcm2424: SHE IS WHAT
YOU CALL A [SERIOUS CENSOR]
Voodiva: HEHE
EeveeWorld:
WITH RELISH
EeveeWorld: AND MELBA
TOAST
Voodiva: AND
MELBA TOAST
NetMaster7:
AND
CHEESE PIES.
NetMaster7:
WITH
JERKY.
Rmcm2424:
FLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY STING LIKE A BEE. YOU CAN'T HIT WHAT YOUR
EYES CAN'T SEE.
Voodiva: OF
COURS
Voodiva:
E
Rmcm2424:
THAT IS THE PAKOMAN WAY
EeveeWorld: AND MUNSTER
CHEESE
ATL Mathis: what
exactly do you do in these Pokemon games on Gameboy?
Rmcm2424: W/ A E.
mUENSTER
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN
RULES, MATHIS.
NetMaster7:
THAT'S
ALL THAT MATTERS.
Rmcm2424:
BE DUMB AND UNCOOL AND A NERD
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
IS MUCH FUNNER THAN POKEMON
EeveeWorld:
I AM A PAKOMAN HO
ATL Mathis: is red
different than blue?
Note: 26 people have
left.
Rmcm2424: OBVIOUSLY.
NetMaster7: WE
HAVE PAKOMAN TIE-DYE.
Flareon106:
shutup
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
DOESN'T HAVE ALL THOSE CONFUSING GUIDELINES
NetMaster7:
AND
PAKOMAN CLEAR.
NetMaster7:
AND
PAKOMAN MOTHER OF PEARL.
EeveeWorld:
THIS PAKOMAN STUFF IS FUNNY
Rmcm2424: YES. ALL OF
THE GAMES IN ONE CONVENIENT LESS EXPENSIVE AMERICAN MADE CARTRIDGE
EeveeWorld: LOL
Rmcm2424: ALSO PAKOMAN
OFFWHITE
NetMaster7: YEAH.
Voodiva:
IT A
SIMPLE, YET FUN, WAY OF ENTERTAINING YOURSELF AND OTHERS AROUND YOU
NetMaster7:
AND
PAKOMAN STUCKO
Rmcm2424:
AND COMING SOON PAKOMAN SALMON PATTY
Flareon106: pakoman
Flareon106: ?
Voodiva: YUMMY!
EeveeWorld:
AND PAKOMAN POOP
NetMaster7: AND
PAKOMAN OPTICAL ILLUSION.
Voodiva:
PAKOMAN
NetMaster7:
(IT'S
NOT REALLY THERE.)
Rmcm2424:
NO THAT;S NOT FUNNY
NetMaster7: AND
PAKOMAN NON-EXISTANT.
Flareon106: you are the
only optcial illusion
EeveeWorld: AND POKEMON
MAC AND CHEESE ORANGE
NetMaster7: LOL!
OH MY GOSH, I'M NOT REALLY HERE!
NetMaster7:
I'M
JUST AN ILLUSION!
EmpireArmy:
oh and 1 more thing
NetMaster7: DOH!
BigDady08:
where can i get free pokemon cards online
Voodiva: AND
PAKOMAN IS TAKING OVER THE CHAT ROOM!
NetMaster7:
WHAT
EVER SHALL I DO?
Flareon106:
shutup
EmpireArmy: if you
pakomen wanna live in MY toilet, forget it
Flareon106: i know get
a life
(NOTICE THE PURE IRONY.)
BigDady08: where can i get free pokemon cards online
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN
PEOPLE SAYING GET A LIFE...
EeveeWorld:
I AM LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY
Voodiva: NOT
HERE
NetMaster7:
I
MEAN POKEMON.
NetMaster7:
HEH.
Rmcm2424:
YOU GET A LIFE YOU STUPID JAPANESE POKEMON PLAYERS
Voodiva: BUT
YOU CAN GET PAKOMAN CARDS HERE
EmpireArmy:
::eyes turn blood red::
Flareon106: ::is very
very pissed off::
Rmcm2424: PAKOMAN CARDS
FREE! whERE?
NetMaster7: NOW
RMCM, DON'T GO GETTING RASCIST.
NetMaster7:
PAKOMAN
IS NOT ABOUT THAT.
EmpireArmy:
::starts eating world::
EmpireArmy: SPPIT!!
Rmcm2424: YOU KNOW HOW I AM
EeveeWorld: I DON'T
KNOW ANY PAKO MAN HOW MANY DIFF 1ES ARE THERE?
EmpireArmy: this
taster like unflushed toliet
Voodiva: MANY
EmpireArmy: SPPUIT
SPPIT SPPIT
Flareon106: who cares
bout pakoman whatever it is
Voodiva: YOU
WOULD KNOW
Rmcm2424:
THE JAPANESE HAVE USED MIND CONTROL TO RUIN OUR AWESOME PAKOMAN
BY GIVING THE PUBLIC THIS...
NetMaster7: QUIT
SPITTING UP THE WORLD YOU WIERDO!
Rmcm2424:
POKEMON CRAP
EeveeWorld: PAKOMAN
RULZ
Voodiva: WHAT
AN UNFLUSHED TOILET TASTES LIK
Rmcm2424:
NO KIDDING
Rmcm2424: PAKOMAN
PAKOMAN PAKOMAN
EmpireArmy: pakoman
crapped on net
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN
IS THE COOLEST.
Flareon106:
you ar ehte only wearedo talking bout pakoman or whatever
NetMaster7: NO.
NetMaster7:
PAKOMEN
HAVE NO WASTE.
Flareon106:
*the
EmpireArmy: pokemon
laughs in his face
EeveeWorld: I ONCE WAS
APOKEMON HO BUT NOW I'VE DISCOVERED PAKOMAN
Rmcm2424: BECAUSE THEY
ARE BETTER THAN YOUR DUMB TAMAGTCHI
NetMaster7: POKEMON
IS ALL WASTE.
Quack2831:
no
Rmcm2424:
TRUE DAT
NetMaster7: TAMAGTHI
IS HARDER THAN POKEMON THOUGH.
NetMaster7:
PAKOMAN
ON THE OTHER HAND...
EeveeWorld:
TAMAGOTCHI GOTCHI GOTCHI
NetMaster7: THAT'S
A TRUE CHALLEMGE.
Flareon106:
you mean frackocan are a waste or pakoman or whatever
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
IS THE COOLEST
Rmcm2424: BUT PAKOMAN
IS JUST PLAIN COOLER YOU FOOL
EeveeWorld: WHAT THE
HELL IS FRACKOCAN?
Note: 33 people have
left
NetMaster7: IF
YOU DON'T LIKE PAKOMAN, LEAVE, YOU ACCIDENTLY CAME TO THE WRONG ROOM.
Note:
2 people instantly left.
Rmcm2424: YOU SEE OUR
WAYS>
EmpireArmy: your
such a dunce
NetMaster7: OH,
I SEE. HA HA.
EeveeWorld:
PAKOMAN IS WAY BETTER THAN THE PATHETIC POKEMON [TRASH]
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN
Rmcm2424:
EEVEE YOU HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
IS THE COOLEST
Rmcm2424:
PAKOMAN
Voodiva: EVER
Flareon106:
well its not a pakoman caht and i dont have to leave
Rmcm2424: IF YOU DON'T
LIKE PAKOMAN LEAVE THIS ROOM
Voodiva: THAN
JSUT LEAVE
EmpireArmy:
yea
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN
IS THE BOMB.
Flareon106:
make me
Rmcm2424: I CAN'T
Voodiva: YEAH
WHAT. DAN?
EeveeWorld:
PAKOMAN ARE OVER POWERING THIS ROOM
Rmcm2424: WELL GUYS I'M
SORRY BUT I HAVE TO GO.
NetMaster7: NO
Voodiva:
NO
Flareon106:
pokemon is da bomb
Rmcm2424: pAKOMAN TO
THE RESCUE!
EeveeWorld: NO WE NEED
PAKOMAN FANS
NetMaster7: PAKOMAN!
EeveeWorld:
PAKOMAN FANS PRESS 6
NetMaster7: 6
Flareon106:
yep see they left case they know pacoman [stinks]
EmpireArmy: 7
EmpireArmy: 7
EmpireArmy: 7
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
EeveeWorld:
6
Flareon106: 7
Voodiva: 6
Flareon106:
i agree they sux
Pikachu852: ~::Leaves::~
SCE87: POKEMON
Voodiva:
GOOG
Voodiva:
GOOG
SCE87:
lol
Voodiva:
PAKOMAN@@@!!!!!!!!
Flareon106:
pokemon
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
Voodiva:
PAKOMAN
EeveeWorld:
PIKACHU IS GONNA GET HIS [butt] KICKED BY PAKOMANS
Pete10886: ::a flareon
walks in:;
EmpireArmy: hey pete
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
NetMaster7:
PETE,
PAKOMAN RULES.
NetMaster7:
IF
YOU DISAGREE, LEAVE
Voodiva:
YSS
NetMaster7:
POKEMON
IS NOT AS GOOD AS PAKOMAN.
SCE87:
no
Flareon106:
this falreon is mad
Voodiva: YESS
Pete10886:
huh?
SCE87: POKEMON
EmpireArmy:
::is [angry]::
SCE87: POKEMON
Flareon106:
pokemon is way better
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
IS THE COOLEST
Pete10886:
PAKOMAN?
Voodiva: WHAT
ARE YOU DOING SCE
EeveeWorld:
YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT YOU QUEER
SCE87: POKEMON
Voodiva:
PAKOMANO
SCE87:
lol
Flareon106:
that is why in FL they dont evan bother with themem all you see
is pokemon
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
Flareon106: pokemon
SCE87: POKEMON
NetMaster7:
PAKOMAN!
EeveeWorld:
I HAVE BAD GAS FFFAAARRRTT
Flareon106: pokemon
EmpireArmy: FLAREON
GO!
Flareon106: pokemon
NetMaster7: YYYESSS!
Voodiva:
PAKOMAN
EmpireArmy:
POOPONPAKO GO!
Flareon106: Flareon use quick
attack on you
EmpireArmy: ::pooponpako
[defecates] on net::
OnlineHost: Swish12345 has
entered the room.
Voodiva: SCE
SAYS HE LIKES THEM BOTH
Voodiva:
THAT'S
NOT POSSIBLE
NetMaster7:
PAKOMAN!!
SCE87:
POKEMON
Swish12345:
PAKOMAN
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
EeveeWorld: I
GOTTA GO POTTY BRB
Voodiva: PAKOMAN
JBle505182: does
anyone have codes for Pikablu and Mew. I'll reward them with a badge or
2 or 3 or 4 if
Voodiva: I
DO
Note:
This situation became funny. I don’t have the exact log, but one of us
got an IM from this guy. I’ll try and recreate the scene:
JBle505182:
hey what badges do you have?
Voodiva:
all of them
JBle505182:
wanna trade? I have a Pikachu badge,
Voodiva: I’ll trade you my
Pakoman badge for it. And my melba badge.
JBle505182:
ok thanks.
Nothing
else was said between them. I guess the trade was a done deal...
That
was the end of the log. What happened in the end was we started IMing
the people present and telling them to turn to Pakoman. Eventually
everyone left, and they started their own “anti-Pakoman” chatroom.
Seriously, I swear. So then we left the chat, and since it was an AOL
member created one, it automatically deleted itself behind us. Man, that
was fun.